Went shopping recently with some friends.  We spent quite some time at this awesome antique shoppe.  I scored this olde, wooden, hand-carved doctor that secretly opens up for wine storage.  Since I don’t drink, I’ll prolly put poisonous scorpions and/or sparkling cider inside.  I got this cool picnic basket too.  We then ventured to a department store…

Wtf?

Finally some food shopping!  One of my favorite things to do.  I love taking my sweet bum-bum time, leaning on my shopping carriage in a relaxing manner while slowing moseying my way around the store.  There is absolutely no need for me to take this long, but it’s my way of clearing my head and in a strange way, the food shopping environment really relaxes me.

I’m always checking out all the amazing food packaging.  Look at all the olive oil!  It’s all just about the same thing, but consumers seem to grab at the fancier or more natural/authentic/foreign looking bottles.  Sub consciously you feel like you’re getting the more fresher product…plus it’s always fun to have a cool bottle kicking around our kitchen.  Jesus himself can pick and squeeze a fresh batch of olive oil, however, if the packaging isn’t done right, all the towns people aren’t going to think twice about picking it up.

This hot fudge packaging is brilliant!!  First of all it’s got the creative, fun drips oozing down the glass bottle.  These drips make mouths water.  There’s “Absolutely No Preservatives or Artificial Anything!!”.  Even though it will give you a small dosage of love handles, stating that the product is ‘all natural’ will make you not feel as bad for buying/bathing your face in it (it worked on me!).  Plus the way they worded “Absolutely No Preservatives or Artificial Anything!!” is very friendly, homemade looking and good-guy/small company like.

Thank you JT for your patience while your girlfriend and I took forevvvver food shopping.  We know how much you despise the grocery market.